Wednesday 26 June 2019

I put the "I" in Single

Years and years I've been whingeing about being single and the plight that comes with, pissed off a few readers, got some interested, others irritated and bored myself with it. Then I thought what if I actually just came out and faced it.

I am single and am totally ambivalent about it, why aren't you?

It seems the only pressure I feel about being single is when I meet my married or to be married friends or those in a relationship. I get that nagging feeling which is lot like when I know I am supposed to do something but can't remember what it is and that makes me feel in trouble. So you understand NOT a good feeling. The rest of the time I am quite content and a bit triumphant like I've found the secret recipe to a long and happy life a bit like when you discover a glitch in a system that allows you to order things online for free but you don't tell anyone else for fear of ruining it for yourself (never actually happened).

What is so bad about being single anyway? My name is not single, I do not become "single", it's nothing but a socially constructed status, it is not an identity or something that you are or contract like a decease or a condition.

The pressure is mounting, it's palpable and frankly annoying, tired of the comments as snide as condescending like there's something wrong with you that you can't find someone to love you. With all your friends getting hitched around you and the growing a sense of self achievement and elevation that allows them to suddenly claim the moral high ground and the ability to dish out their newly acquired wisdom (presumably the wisdom descends on you upon placing a diamond or diamond-like ring on your index finger), they become the self-appointed gurus you should be looking to for guidance and ways to get a man to slip that much sought after Diamond ring on your fat finger (my long life dream!!). Well you know what? I have a diamond ring and I slip in and out of my finger every night before I go to bed.
So jog on...ya! it's 2019 - why are we still talking about this.
Arguably, financially I am starting to feel it doesn't make much sense, as I am always the friend or aunty who buys the engagement, wedding, birth, birthday gifts and countless cards (it's a big thing here in the UK) which is amounting to a pretty little sum (did the math - you all owe me big time!!), always celebrating my friends' life choices which are the choices condoned and validated by society. Not mine will never find a card saying "Congratulations on remaining single" and unless it's a birthday (if your friends actually deign to turn up to your birthday party), nobody seems very concerned about celebrating you or your life, 'cos everyone has got a one of those...a birthday! and remaining single simply isn't condoned by the patriarchy so you are effectively a dissident!

Furthermore, nobody actually believes you are happily single, expect for the ones with the same "condition" and are all women. Of course it is all a ruse in an attempt to regain pride and avoid humiliation in the face of this “unwanted” status.


PS: this is a very old post I drafted but never published. Now it's out, funny how it remains as relevant as I am single.


  1. Not being married is fine, not in a couple however is the "Sad" part.
    I think no one should be so committed to day to day life that they become too individual, almost too driven.
    I can't see myself single, ever!

  2. Why sad? perhaps it's sad for you as you say, you cannot imagine yourself single!

    The fact you called it sad is subjective and other people might not feel the same.

    I for one, cannot imagine myself being in a couple. At least for now, it might change and I never rule it out, but I don't label anyone else's choice as sad :)

    A lot of content single people out there are more than happy on their own, amongst their family and friends. Their happiness does not rely on the actions of someone else.

  3. I can sooo relate. Been single for years, then engaged for years and now single again. Our personal situation (not love life) does not define who we are or what we aspire too. We are individuals first, and we shouldnt even lose this indicidualioty in a relationship or in a marriage. And it is not sad to not have met a partner. It's just a journey, some people look for it, some people stumble upon it. It's so random it really shouldnt define us as people.

    1. Yes it can also be random, but you systematically sabotage every relationship just because deep down you prefer to be free, then you know it's not so random. it's meditated singledom! and you wear proudly and fight for it or bend over the norms and get hitched.

      What annoys I think the most, is how people keep asking me with pity how come I am not married like ohhh does nobody want you! ha! then I feel like I have to justify myself and count how many proposals I had and declined but nobody believes you because it is not normal to them.

      Ugh my head hurts today. Laters x

  4. chehal techteki vrai te3eyi, yek tu as ton job fi City wedali tvoyagi, wesh khassek? sinon roohi lconstantine oujibi fiha wahed electrique hahaha , what a whinge, get a life DZ woman, PS: and try to get a haircut please

    1. Easy there stalky!! lol
      I have a job in the city and I travel extensively - yet I should get a life. OK.

  5. Well I hope you're laughing out loud now that all these so called happy couples are more or less destroying themselves in lockdown... Divorces are up! Not something to be happy about, but actually being single right now isn't that bad! At least you can control hygiene! Lol

    1. Funny this was last year, as it happens I actually met someone this year and we're going strong still, despite the lockdown, confinement, corona and he knows I am Dz-Chick :)

      Still, I maintain everything I said in the above post. when I was single I put the I in single, now I put the I anywhere I bloody like, like Chkoupi etc..


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