Apparently an average woman gets her period 500 times in her lifetime! Why?? Why!!!! A torture resulting in a staggering number of cramps, headaches, werewolf transformation followed by devouring of all life and chocolates within one mile radius, a colossal number of tampons, paracetamol, chocolates consumed and 0 babies produced.
Dz-chick….I’ll trade you one period for one kick in the balls!
PS: I often fear that PMS is just a myth and this is actually just my personality! scary thought.