Thursday, 6 August 2015

August...Sort it out!


Image via Flickr user Jesus Leon


August is proving a challenging month this year lifetime; it’s like the Tuesday of the week, the middle of a book, the second year of college, the dry bit of a sandwich!

You wake up with no real purpose, you know you have to go to work but you hate your work and “activity” seems to have come to a standstill, hardly any shouting in the office these past couple of weeks, Thank god for Greece, it’s really keeping us busy this summer; in, out, in, out and no climax to show for it! (You’re welcome)

Trains are full of either single or barren people, you know, because all people with kids are on holiday ….it’s summer holidays or half term or whatever it’s called! YAY! Which means trains are mildly bearable, sometimes I even manage to get a seat if I stick out my belly enough and hold my hips. The weather likes to pretend it’s summer but really we all know summer has come and gone during those 5 days in July (during Ramadan).

Tube strikes and general disruption to your life seem to be finding a niche with August like it was the only month of the year where making your life miserable was ok, it’s like a punishment for not having kids and not going away on holiday like normal Homo sapiens!  Even the IS has gone quiet thankfully, perhaps their president is on holiday too, I hear Hell is cheap this time of year!  

As for me and I am sure you as well, no holidays to look forward to, apart from the ones my boss takes, I really look forward to those and he’s French so we know he’s gone for at least 5 weeks!

5 Sundays is a long time “must not waste time”, “must not waste time “(in a robot voice)! So I ogle my friend Cheraz’s DAILY holiday snaps! She seems to be living in a bikini this year, provides valuable entertainment to all my facebook friends who enjoy her toned ass every time I give her a like! (You’re welcome).

I will finish this article when my conclusion comes back from holidays, until then…don’t forget the sunscreen and always use a pseudo when commenting.

Dz-chick…Thank you for your comment, I am out of the office myself until September, I will however get back to you upon my return, Bestest regards, Me!

Confession: I am so bored, I played the lotto! Twice!

15 comments:

  1. ha ha ha ha there!

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  2. "in, out, in, out and no climax to show for it!" LMAO Dz-Chicka at her best! :DDD
    So you're still in l'inglize? Must have read too fast 'cause I thought you already moved back to dz..

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  3. Pseudo 1 it's a start ;)

    Mra Onoss2 ah so you're a chick as well! wasn't sure :)
    Cheers I like that line too :D
    As for moving back...it's being planned out for next year

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  4. You describe august as if it was Ramdane ta3 legwer... and you are right! Life seems to slow down, few people outside, traffic is sustainable...

    Not taking holidays during august is like not fasting during ramdane...

    PS : I never take holidays during august.

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  5. Damn you Chatnoir in that brief comment, you managed to make my blog seem like drivel lol
    Ps: I get ya!

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  6. What?
    My comments are often proportional to the size of the article!

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  7. Completely yes!! comment was THAT good!

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  8. Best month to get feet and loose weight ;)
    happy August
    M

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    1. sorry I meant fit*!!!

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  9. Absolutely! Working on it ;)
    Watch out for the unveiling...if I am fat it's not my fault!

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    1. Who's fault then if you're fat?? blame it on immigration or ISIS ;)
      I've read somewhere in your blog that you are a "Palestrata" gym goer so I guess you're fit and slim ;). i'll make sure to have the song ready for you on your unveiling day! ;)
      happy Friday
      Ciao palestrata

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    2. I blame unethecial Nutella!
      I am indeed a palestrata gym goer, but I would never call myself slim lol
      Happy Friday Palestrato?

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    3. hahahaha.... you're very funny dz bella!! hahahha..
      I'm tennis court goer so I'm a Tennistrato lol
      M

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  10. Ok, so if you take your holidays at the same time as your boss, are you a PA? ^^ Where would you like to go if you had some time off?

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  11. Fatiha huh? Why does anyone look forward to their boss going away? I actually can't go at the same time as him, it's best to go away when the boss is in the office, you know.. to avoid him as much as possible ;)

    I'd like to go to Greece actually! No time like the present...

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