Even though, I am bound to wear flat shoes for the rest of my life, due to his hight, he barely clears my nipples, chances are we’d probably have very ugly children too as he isn’t very lucky in the looks department either, we will probably just keep a cat and call it a day.
We met at a work function, this umpa-lumpa tripped, fell over and landed face first, on my shoe, so I said “go on lick it” he laughed and the rest was history.
I have decided not to tell him about the blog as it is my space and I don’t want my writing to be affected by his reading it.
I have also lost weight and now a healthy skinny size 8, that's 36 for you people who are not from the
And in the spirit of revelations, I have decided to share some more with you; My name is Maya my bonus for 2010 was over your annual salaries, I have a hamster pet called Gollum, I hate politics and judgmental people, I am the complete opposite to my alter-ego dz-chick, I am taciturn, moody, but have a big heart.
If you believed any of the above – you are a true April fool ;)